Genre: Comedy/Satire
Format: Signed Paperback
Editing by GCD Editorial
 
CONTENT WARNING
This narrative contains themes of explicit language, pregnancy/loss, violence, kidnapping, torture, murder, injury, gore, and blood.
These topics may be distressing or triggering for some readers.
Proceed with caution and at your own discretion.
 
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Nicole has built an empire on authenticity.
There's just one problem.
She's about as Italian as a Vegemite sandwich.
But that hasn't stopped millions of followers from worshipping the internet's favourite "Nonna" as she snaps spaghetti in half, pours jar sauce into pans, and commits culinary crimes beneath the glow of a ring light.
Unfortunately for Nicole, someone is watching.
And in a quiet Italian village, Antonia is losing her mind.
Raised by the secretive Council of Real Nonnas, a feared underground sisterhood devoted to preserving tradition, family, and very creative forms of murder, Antonia knows one thing for certain:
You do not call yourself Nonna unless you've earned it.
Now Nicole is flying to Italy for the opportunity of a lifetime.
But while Nicole thinks she's finally returning to her roots...
Antonia is planning a funeral.
Granny Goes Bye-Bye is a razor-sharp satire about cultural theft, identity, and family legacy, that will leave you laughing, wincing, and maybe checking your ancestry results... just to be safe.
Because some recipes are worth killing for.