Meet your new Emotional Support Peen

Handmade with ultra-soft chenille yarn and absolutely zero emotional maturity, these morally grey little men are the perfect companion for: * Reading dark romance at 2am * Ignoring red flags * Crying over fictional men * Surviving plot twists

* Making your bookshelf significantly less classy

Each Peen is: ♡ handmade by author Adeline Franklin ♡ completely unique ♡ soft, squishy, and slightly unhinged ♡ equipped with an official adoption certificate

Warning: May cause inappropriate laughter, emotional attachment, and concerning conversations at family gatherings.

Not suitable for: ✘ People with good taste in men ✘ Emotionally stable readers ✘ Your grandmother (unless she’s cool)

Approx. size: 7 inches (sizes may vary slightly) Colours and personality may vary slightly due to handmade nature.